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1 Bazorag admi jin ke Aankho ka opreation hova,

Doctor ne Sajda krne se roka,aur 14 Din Ashary se Namaz phrny ko kha,

Baba g ne khana pena chor dea?

1,2 Din to Ghar valon ne Smjha shayd Roti chbaty waqat Aankho ko taklif hoti ho ge,

kuch Dino bad onhon ne poch he liya, k Doctor ne to Sajda krny se mna kea hai,na k khana khane se,

Baba g ne boht he Khobsorat jawab diya..? Jis ko Sajda na kr sakon, os ka Rizq khaty hovy Sharm Aati hai....

Teacher: Wo Kon hae jo Aasmaan mae urhti hae par bachay zameen pae deti hae?

Pathan kuch dair Sochnae k baad ? ?

Air-Hostess...:-

0h Teri Khair...):;)

Miss: Aaj tum Late Q Aaye?

School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hy phir der Q Ki?

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Bacha:

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Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Kro..

Dost SHAK karte Hn.

Ks Tarha Mita

Doon Ðill Say Teri Yaadon K Naqosh,

Mujhko Majbur Na Kr Ye Meray Ikhtiar Me Nhi.

Itni himat nahi k ksi ko hal e dil suna sakain..., ...\.dost./...

Bus js k liye udas hen wo mehsos kar le to kia bat hai...

Khushyun ki aarzo mai muqader bhe so gay

Aandhi chali kuch aisi k apne he kho gay

Kia khoob tha unka ye andaz-e-dostii

Pyar dene aaye thay palken bhigo gay

Wo Manzilain b kho gayen,

Wo Rastay b kho gay.

Jo Aashna sey Loog thay,

Wo Ajnabi sey ho gay

Na Chand tha na Chandni,

Ajeeb thi wo Roshni ,

Chiraagh thay k Bujh gay,

Naseeb thay k So gay

Ye Pochtay hein Raastay,

Rukay ho kis k Wastay,

Chalo tum b ab Chalo,

Wo Mehrban to kho gaye..

Gd morning

Na Dhoond KHUDA

Ko Zameen-O-Aasman Ki Gardish Me....!!

"AY INSAAN"

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Agr Wo Tery DiL Me Nhi To Phr Tery Liye Kahin B Nhe....§

GOOD MORNG .

Bohat takleef deti hein, teri yaadein teray qisay, teri batein...! Mohsin

Faqat itna hi khna hai, k loat ao to acha Hai..!

Nahi Masroof Me Itna , K Tuje Bhool Jaun..!!

!.JIGAR.!

Koi Jab YAAD Hi Na Kre , To Kisi ko Tang krna Acha Nhi Lgta..!!

!It's 4 yOu! =good ni8=

"Race me

jeetny wala

GHORRA

nhi janta k kamyabi kya hoti hy.?

Wo dorrta hy to sirf apny maalik ki traf sy milny wali takleef ki waja sy.

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To jab kabi tum

Khud ko takleef me paao,

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To samaj jana k tumhara

MAALIK

chahta hy K

JEET tumhari ho.

GOOD NI8.

^*+¤><~><¤+*^JÚÑÂÍÐ ÃHMÉÐ /-\ \/\/ /-\ /\/

Betab Ess" "Qadar "Tha K" "Soya Na""Raat Bhar

!!...."Betab Ess" "Qadar "Tha K" "Soya Na""Raat Bhar".......!! 

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!!....."Nazron Se" "Likhta Raha" "Tera Naam" "Chaand Per"..

Ijazat Ho Agar Teri

Ijazat Ho Agar Teri

To Tum Se Baat Ik Pochoon , ...D0ST...

"Jo Hum Se Ishq Sekha Tha

Wo Ab Tum Kis Se Karte Ho???

JUMA ,MùBäRäK

|'""" JUMA """"|
|| ,MùBäRäK ,||
" Hö"AäP"Kö "

Dùä häi ìs Mùbäräk Dìn k Sädqè Aäp kì Här pärèshänì Aùr Här Mùsibät döör Hö Jäyè. =AAMEEN=

Agr meri beti ho to kehna FAIL or beta ho to kehna PASS

Sardar nurse se

Agr meri beti ho to kehna FAIL or beta ho to kehna PASS

Sardar k ghar khusra peda hua

Nurse

mubarak ho

Sardar ji apki

SUPLI aai he. :-P

This is a special SORRY 2 U

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*:, _ .;* ORRY!
This is a special SORRY 2 U! Plz excuse my all mistakes kyun kay aj 27 Rajab hai aur is din tamam logon ka Nama-e-Aamaal change ho jaye ga agar meri tarf se Aap ko kabhi dukh pohncha ho to mjy mauf kejiye ga

I request u..plzzz. . 4 U

Hum Apni WAFA Pe Fakhr To Nhi Krty

: "Hum Apni WAFA Pe Fakhr To Nhi Krty "-dost-""Magr Itna Bharosa Hai K Hmare Baad Hum Jaisa"Tum Paa Na Sako Gy"...

Dulha Kamray Me AtaY Huay Chair Se Takra Ke Gir Gaya

Dulha Kamray Me AtaY Huay Chair Se Takra Ke Gir Gaya,

Dulhan (Ghabra Ke) Allah, Jameel Bhai Aaram Se

MORAL: Aur Karo kazno Se Shadi.;-)

Funny pic sms

American Pathan

se:

Tumhein Tairna

ata hai?

Pathan: Nahi

Amrican: Tum Se

to

kutta Aacha hai

jo

Tair Laita hai

Pathan: Tumhein

Tairna ati hay?

Amrican: Yes

Pathan: Phir Tum

Mein 0r kutte mein kya FarQ Hai

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/);) wah khan// Aaj to Dil Khush Kar Diya

Phööl Jésäy "LOG" Böhät Päsäñd Häiñ:-gud morning

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Aäp K Pääs

Titli Aäèé Hé

:*:*:=/

:\

SÜBH

BÄKHÄIR

:/

:*:*:=\

Kéhñäy K Liäy

Q

K

Eskö

Phööl Jésäy "LOG"

Böhät Päsäñd Häiñ:-

~/gud morning

Zindagi Se tm Jo B Behtar Sy Behtar Le Sako Le Lo

1 khubsurt jumla..

Zindagi Se tm Jo B Behtar Sy Behtar Le Sako Le Lo..

Q k,

Jab Zindagi Lena Shiru Kare gi To Akhri Sans B ly Legi !!. good ni8.? ☆T@NhIy@N☆

Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE?

Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE?

Son: Headmster saab da puter fail AE..

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Sardar:Te tOu?

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Son: Doctor saab da puter v fail AE..

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Sardar:Te tera result ki ae?

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Son: O khan saab da puter v fail ho gya ae.

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Sardar:Kaminay, main tera pucheya ae..

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Son:Te Tu kira Allama Iqbal ain Tera putar v fail ae..! :D

Sms B Boht Zbrdst Chez Hy

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2. Sms B Boht Zbrdst Chez Hy
3. 20 Kamino Ko Kro
4. Tu
5. 10 Prhty Hi Nhe
6. 5 Delt Kr Dty Hen
7. 4 Ka Inbox Full Hota Hy
8. Bs 1 Hi Kanjr Pora Msg Prhta Hy
9. THANK YOU.
10. G bilkul enj e meri hoi c.

Poet: Wasi "Agar Neend Aa jae to So bhi

=>Poet: Wasi "Agar Neend Aa jae to So bhi

Liya kar, " WASI "

Raato'n ko jagne se Yaar Lota

nahin karte.."

=>Poet: Sagar "Bohat Sataya hai kisi ki

be'bas yaadon ne,

Ae Raat tu guzar ja ke ab

Roya nahin jata.."

=>Poet: Faraz"Saanso'n par bandhi zanjeer

thi jo tor di ham ne,

Jaldi Soya Karen ge ab, ke

Muhabbat chor di ham ne.."

=>Poet: QATEEL"DiL se Majboor ho kar is umeed

pe So jata hon, " QATEEL "

Jo Haqiqat main nahin milte wo khuwabon main aa jaen...  

GOOd MORNING girl

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( Only ) ( For U )"-.,,_,,-" "-.,,_,,.-",-¤*¤-., ,.-¤*¤-,

( Good Morning )"-.,,_,,-" "-.,,_,,.-"

" GOOd MORNING "

Jo bohat acha lage us se boht km mila karo

>Jo bohat acha lage us se boht km mila karo,

>Jo intihaa se ziada acha lage us ko sirf dekha karo,

Or jo Dil me Sama jae us ko sirf Yaad kia kro

Q k jo ap k jitna kareeb hota hai usy ye Duniya utna hi door kar deti hai,

This is the reality of life...

Jo log pasand ki shadi nahi karty,

Jo log pasand ki shadi nahi karty,

Wo zindagi bhar larty mrty hain. .

Aur jo Log Pasand ki Shadi Karty Hen.!!

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Hondi ona nal v kutty aali ay

par o Dasday nai..:-P:-D

riwaaj to yahi hai dUniya ka Mil jana bichhar jana

"riwaaj to yahi hai dUniya ka Mil jana bichhar jana... Ây~jéðî

tUMse ye kaisa rishta hai,

na Miltay ho,

na bichhrtay ho.....!!

Gd n8 g.

Boht mehdood sa ek halqa-e- ehbaab tha mera

Boht mehdood sa ek halqa-e- ehbaab tha mera,

Faqat mastiyan, shetaniyan, nadaaniyan

aur main.

Abhi bhi halqa-e- ehbaab mehdood hai mera,

Faqat khamoshi'yan,

tanhaai'yan, Udasi'yan aur main...

Qurashi

A¡k ajeeb s¡ ka¡f¡yat ha¡ mer¡ Tere b¡n

A¡k ajeeb s¡ ka¡f¡yat ha¡ mer¡ Tere b¡n.. " arman "

Reh bh¡ leta hoon aur raha bh¡ nah¡ jata.......!! ☆T@NhIy@N☆

Ishq Ho Toh Esa Ho, Itni Kashish Ho Nigah-e-shoq Me,,*

Idhar Dil Me Khayal Aye Udhar Wo Sanam Be'qarar Ho Jaye..!! ☆T@NhIy@N☆

~,,,Tum Ne Kaha Tha Hr Sham tujy Yaad karun ga.."'

~,,,Tm Badl Chuky h0, Ya Tmhare Shehr ME Ab Sham Nahi Hoti.....!! ☆T@NhIy@N☆

.....Mare zindagi hi aisi k zindagi bhi RO pari.....

.....Teri talash me zalim SAZA bhi RO pari.....

.....Tujhy toot k chaha or itna chaha.....

.....K Teri wafa ki khatir WAFA bhi RO pari.....

.....Mera naseb, meri qismt, mera muqadar bany tu.....

.....Tujhy hi mangty mangty DUA bhi RO pari.....

.....Kitab-e-dil mein tera baab * some text missing *